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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Excuse me while I eat this pie

    Artist: Jimi Hendrix
    Song: Purple Haze
    Real Lyric: Excuse me while I kiss the sky

    The story:

    I didn't. But neither did Thom Johnson with his "zip my fly". Zip my fly doesn't even match close enough (kiss = zip...I don't think so). I have a good one for this that is not "kiss this guy" and I have submitted it several times and it never gets added. If you don't want to add it, fine, but you should get rid of "zip my fly". This guy outwardly admits that he never thought those were the lyrics. The one I submitted is real. My friends and I thought that is what the words were, and it is pretty funny.

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    The fact that you drones on in the story bout something so stupid...AND you stated that your misheard lyric was funny makes it completely not funny. It's like telling someone...I just said a joke and that joke was funny so laugh now. The joke the other guy said was totally crap so don't laugh at his.

    kelinu Mar 09, 2009 12:39 pm