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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everywhere the politicians argue 'bout his socks

    Artist: Kinks
    Real Lyric: Everywhere the Carnabetian army marches on

    The story:

    It was April 2008, I was on my way to work when it came on the car radio and I sang along. Getting into the office, I proudly told my colleagues that I had remembered all the words to a 40-odd year old song so wasn't losing my memory afer all ... but added as an afterthought that I was a bit dubious about the bit about the politicians arguing about his socks being right. Given that I bought the single when it came out in the 60s you would have thought I would have twigged it before now! Come off it though, "Carnabetian army"? Presumably relating to Carnaby Street but would you have guessed?

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