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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everyone's high on the B string

    Artist: Cat Stevens
    Song: Peace Train
    Real Lyric: Everyone ride on the Peace Train

    The story:

    I was about 10 years old and thought he was singing about guitars (B string). My older brother "corrected" me and has yet to let me live it down! Of course, being 10, I started to make me own lyrics:
    Everyone's high on the Bee Sting
    The Pee Strain sounding louder...
    Everyone's high on the Pee Stream
    You get the idea!

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