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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everybody's talkin 'bout
    f**gots 'n' f**gots 'n' f**gots etc etc
    Isn't it the pits?

    Artist: John Lennon
    Song: Give Peace A Chance
    Real Lyric: Everybody's talkin 'bout (this is not quite correct)Rag-ism, tag-ism, bag-ism, drag-ism, this-ism, that-ism, (first verse)Isn't it the pits?

    The story:

    It IS a poor quality recoring, after all ... I really had no idea what he was saying and neither did any of my friends but I figured that a social activist like Lennon couln't possibly be saying that, so I went and looked it up. And YES I did actually convince some people that this was correct!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/10/2001 2:04 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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