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    Everybody praise the fool

    Artist: Main Ingredient
    Real Lyric: Everybody plays the fool



    The story:

    It was around 25 or so years ago, and I was trying to insult my twin brother by following him around singing "everybody praise the fool" while on my knees, pretending to "praise" him by clasping my hands together while looking up at him in a reverent manner. To my utter humilation, he turned the tables on me screaming, "It's 'Everybody plays the fool', you idiot!", at which point I realized that I was indeed doing so at that very moment.

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