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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everybody have fun tonight.
    'Cause Johnny's well hung tonight.

    Artist: Wang Chung
    Real Lyric: Everybody have fun tonight.Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    The story:

    I was at a drunken house party and were we singing along with the song...and I was the loudest (oops). EVERYBODY within earshot stopped singing and looked at me, and then busted out laughing. The humiliation was made even worse by the fact that my boyfriend at the time was named John, and everyone thought I sang it to advertise his, er, endowments!

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