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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    everybody had magic towels

    Artist: The B-52s
    Song: Rock Lobster
    Real Lyric: everybody had matching towels

    The story:

    My then-boyfriend and I used to sing the lyrics this way all the time, and his nickname in high school was Magic. For his birthday I actually bought him a towel and had it personalized with the word MAGIC in gold letters because of the lyric in the song. I was bragging about how creative and caring this was to my girlfriend, and she told me that actually I had the lyric wrong.

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