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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Every league pays my ransom things brand new

    Artist: Ed Sheeran
    Song: Shape of You
    Real Lyric: Every day discovering something brand new

    The story:

    This was a standard case of listening to the song
    the first time and having no idea what he says. I
    was so far off I couldn't fathom that being the
    original line until I saw it on the Amazon Music
    lyrics list. I'm confident that if you all listen
    to the song you won't hear anything close to what I
    did. Maybe I need a hearing aid.

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