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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Every child that pees

    Artist: Gorillaz
    Real Lyric: Every child of peace

    The story:

    I was singing along to the radio with a co-worker's children, to this song. I thought I would impress them with my knowledge of the lyrics, but when it came to the "every child apiece" line, the children laughed instead of being amazed. Then, they took me to a song lyric site on the web just to show me what the words really were. Being proven wrong by 10 and 9 year olds really deflated my ego balloon in a hurry. Besides, what the hell does "every child apiece" mean, anyway?

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    I was going to submit that, every child that pees. You're not alone!

    sentneb Apr 21, 2008 6:56 pm