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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Even if I say
    It'll be all night,
    Still I hear you pay
    You wanna end you life
    Now and again we fry
    To just stay a hive
    Baby don't turn the oven on
    F**k it's not too late
    It's never too late.

    Real Lyric: Even if I sayIt'll be alrightStill I hear you sayYou want to end your lifeNow and again we tryTo just stay aliveMaybe we'll turn it around'Cause it's not too lateIt's never too late

    The story:

    I was half asleep the first time I heard the song. I didn't know what the lyrics actually were until my sister started singing it. I burst out laughing when I realized I was wrong, because a few days before I had been singing it with my friends, so I figured out why they were laughing.

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