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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Even heroes have the right to breed...

    Men weren't meant to ride
    with lads between their knees...

    ... lookin' for special things in sodomy.

    Song: Superman
    Real Lyric: Even heroes have the right to bleed...Men weren't meant to ridewith clouds between their knees...... lookin' for special things inside of me.

    The story:

    This is a resubmission because I FORGOT THE BEST PART, the "breeding" part! Was this song about gay Superman? Was he upset that he couldn't breed because he was looking for special things in sodomy? I'm so glad I finally looked the lyrics up before embarrassing myself. (I still sing "sodomy," though.)

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