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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Emma, see! Okay, he's white
    Emma, you ass-a-knee.

    Artist: Theme Songs
    Real Lyric: M, I, C, K, E, YM, O, U, S, E

    The story:

    This one is my friend's (who, coincidentally, is named Emma). We were at a huge party, and the TV was on. She saw a commercial for Disneyland, and the commercial showed the Mickey Mouse Club prancing about, and she began belting it loudly...and then the commercial began spelling it out clearly. "Yes, M I C K E Y M O U S E, you can visit him too!" Everyone started laughing at actually was really funny...

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