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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Elegance in eloquence I sail around Ohio.

    Artist: ABC
    Real Lyric: Elegance in eloquence - for sale or rent or hire.

    The story:

    Through the eighties, nineties and the past 5 years, I never thought that this could possibly be correct, but I had this great picture of Ohio as an island. There must have been some kind of canal connecting the Ohio River with Lake Erie. Tonight I heard song and decided for once I had to check the lyrics online. I now the the truth, but like mine better. Someday I WILL sail around Ohio. I may just need to build some new waterways.

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    Haha thanks for the laugh :)

    Rivka_M Jun 29, 2013 9:12 am