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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Eleanor Rigby picks up her eyes in a church where a wedding has been

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been

    The story:

    When I was a young lad the Beatles ruled the airwaves in Britain, and this song was one of the scariest things I'd ever heard. Not only did Eleanor keep her face in a jar by the door, but she'd lost the eyes for it and only just found them by blindly groping about in the local churchyard. I was quite relieved when Father Mackenzie buried the old zombie. It was only when my Mum explained the face was a figurative one she used when she left the house I realised the eyes bit might be wrong as well......

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