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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.
    Oh, so cold at the end of your winter

    Artist: Kate Bush
    Real Lyric: Heathcliff!It's me, Cathy and I've come homeoh, so cold, let me in-a your window

    The story:

    That's how it sounded when I first heard it. After I heard the song a few times I just gave up trying to work out what the words really were. About 10 years I looked the lyrics up in a songbook. Maybe if I'd read the book...

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    Priceless..hahaha, total awesome

    DXMarx Mar 01, 2011 12:16 pm

    haha!!! , that is priceless!!!

    starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:46 am

    I'm sitting reading this in work, and I spat coffee all over my desk...funny funny funny!!!

    Robynne Aug 14, 2009 10:16 am

    Everything with wombats is an auto-win.

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 4:55 pm

    "It's me, I'm a tree, I'm a WOMBAT" - it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard! Thank you for sharing!!

    whenn5 Nov 30, 2008 6:04 am

    when she sings 'my only master' I swear she sings "my only barstard" which makes sense because lovers have their disagreements too.

    he_sang_what Jul 25, 2008 11:31 pm