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    Drop of cocaine melting in your hand.

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: Kokomo
    Real Lyric: Tropical drink melting in your hand.

    The story:

    Kokomo is one of those very popular and familiar songs. Apparently, it's not familiar enough for me. One of my coworkers was talking about the song Tugging the Line and how it is a reference to doing cocaine. So I said "Well, at least it's not as obvious as Kokomo". He and one of the others start singing it and I have to explain what I meant. I told them my line, he corrected me and the other guy says "What's on YOUR mind?". Then I even messed up the name of this site and called it Kiss this Boy. I've lost many cool points this day.

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