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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Dream in Japanese, dream in Japanese."rnI'm like, "b**th, I don't even know how to speak."

    Artist: Brand New
    Song: Moshi Moshi
    Real Lyric: Dream in Japanese, dream in JapaneseA language I don't even know how to speak

    The story:

    there was no embarrassing revelation, but when i thought i heard what i thought i heard i laughed out loud alone in my car and rewound it like 7 times.

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    This would be more funny if your misheard lyrics wasn't exactly how Jesse Lacey performs it almost every time he does this song.

    amandaawesomepants Oct 14, 2010 12:51 pm