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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    down on the corner, out in the street,
    where you vote for the players,
    bring a nickel, can't be beat

    Real Lyric: down on the corner, out in the street,Willie and the poorboys are playing, bring a nickel, stamp your feet



    The story:

    I'd thought the song was about making
    sports bets down on the corner. A friend corrected me, then told me what he'd thought it said. Unfortunately, I don't remember his version, but it was a lot funnier than mine.

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