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Down on the corner
out in the street,
Oh the boat boys are playing
Sayin' guitars can't be beat.

Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

Song: Down on the Corner

Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street,Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.

The story:

At a singalong, when everybody else belted out the correct lyrics, I would mumble or take a sip of beer to cover the fact that I didn't have a clue what they were saying.

I never did believe they were talking about boat boys, but I did think the guitar part was plausible.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

9/12/2004 9:54 am

Age it happened

40

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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