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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Down on the corner,
    Howdy in the street,
    Whales and porpoises playing,
    Having hiccups at your feet.

    Real Lyric: Down on the corner,Out in the street,Willie and the poorboys were playing,Bring a nickel, tap your feet.

    The story:

    Just now, I was roaring at some of the stupid lyrics people thought they heard. Momentarily, I tried to fool myself into believing that I just hummed along but, strangely, a whole set of familiar lyrics ran through my head. According to your site, mine were wayyyyyy off. Glad I never got caught.

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