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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Doo, doo, doo, Token on my back porch
    There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels.
    Look at all the happy preachers dancing on the lawn.

    Real Lyric: Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels.Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.

    The story:

    There was a karaoke contest at my friend's bar. They finally convinced me to sing, and that's the song they pulled up. I was confident, since I had heard that song all my life. I began singing it and of course...the song is NOT about toking on his back porch. Everyone enjoyed the version so much, I thought I was doing great, hamming it up, putting a fake "joint" to my lips...then afterwards they asked me "How did you come up with THAT parody?" Yeah...not cool.

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