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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't you love Faust? My fault, I fear.
    I'd thought that you'd want what I want-
    sorry my dear.

    Artist: Judy Collins
    Song: Send In The Clowns
    Real Lyric: Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear.I'd thought that you'd want what I want-sorry my dear.

    The story:

    My lover still haunts me with this one.
    We were at the Houston Opera production of Sondheim's "A Little Night Music", when he turned to me and smiled. I'd sung it in the truck the way I knew it just a few days before.

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    Submitted on

    1/22/2002 8:20 pm

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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