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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't worry - you can touch my knob for free!

    Artist: Timbaland
    Real Lyric: If we go touch, you can still touch my love, it's free...

    The story:

    I was surfing the net with it playing in the background, sat up suddenly and said "Hang on, did she just say 'you can touch my knob for free?'", listened to it another couple of times, couldn't hear any difference and texted a friend, to ask why it was randomly talking about knobs... who told me to look it up as she was asleep... So I did...

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