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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch.
    Just want your cigarette mush.

    She's got both hands in a bucket

    But her boyfriend is her dad, he is her dad.

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Alejandro
    Real Lyric: Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.Just smoke one cigarette and hush.She's got both handsin her pocketsBut her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad.

    The story:

    I could never understand what she was saying in that song. I knew the lyrics didn't make sense (I mean, Lady Gaga is strange, but not that weird). So, one day I decided to look them up. My mom and sister also thought those were the lyrics, so we all had a good laugh when we learned the real lyrics.

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