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    Don't wanna be your funky b***h

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: Panama



    The story:

    My best friend and I were waiting for a friend of ours in the car and we were singing along to this song while we waited. We got real into it and started beltin' out the lyrics like crazy, until the chorus came and we both said "Don't wanna be your funky b***h" and the guy in the car next to us laughed hysterically and told us the real lyrics.

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