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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Don't know what it means"

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: In Bloom
    Real Lyric: "Knows not what it means"

    The story:

    Not exactly hilarious, but my husband and I once had a 3-day argument over this particular line...and to make matters worse, they're CAPTIONED wrong on tv and I was hard pressed to find a lyrics website that had it right. I finally just gave him a pair of headphones, told him to pretend it was his first time hearing the song, and played it over and over...and FINALLY won him over to my side.

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