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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't go around making young girls fart

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

    The story:

    This one was just a split second mistake. Like "Hey, did he just say what I think he said?" I realised pretty soon after that I must have been wrong and listened to the lyrics a second time.

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    Eww, hahahaha! xD

    MissTengu Feb 14, 2010 11:57 pm

    Holy cow, that is funny!!

    tkimpton Aug 09, 2009 10:56 pm