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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't beat the stuff that's good,
    When baby, maybe, you know, Teschendorf.

    Artist: Boyzone
    Song: So Good
    Real Lyric: Don't be misunderstoodWhen baby, maybe, you know...

    The story:

    As an avid teenage Boyzone fan in the mid-nineties, my friends and I would sit on our school field at lunchtime listening to their tapes. Once we were singing (and you'd have to a have a pretty good knowledge of an Aussie soap opera to understand this) when I pondered out loud: 'Why do they sing about that principal from Neighbours in their song? Do you think they watch it?'. Stunned silence was followed by hysterical laughing, and I learnt the less interesting version of the lyrics.

    By the way, Anne Teschendorf was principal in the show between 1994-1995.

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