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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Doesn't really matter what they are saying,
    Cause I'm in love with the enemy.
    Doesn't really matter what day of the week,
    What matters to me is you're ready ready ready for me

    Artist: Jackson Janet
    Real Lyric: Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing Cause I'm in love with the inner being And it doesn't really matter what they believe What matters to me is you're nutty-nutty-nutty for me
    The story:

    I was at a karaoke club for my friend's birthday, and it was my turn to sing. I chose that song because it was one of the few songs that wouldn't be too embarrassing to sing. I wasn't paying attention to the monitor with the words on it, because I thought I knew the words off by heart. I sang them wrong, (and very loudly) and everyone started to laugh. I am, of course, blonde, so the blonde jokes about having the words right in front of me and still singing them the wrong way never ended.

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