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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dodge van...please don't try to turn on the headlights

    Artist: Police
    Song: Roxanne
    Real Lyric: Roxanne...you don't have to put on the red light



    The story:

    I was travelling with my work crew on the way to a jobsite. There were six of us in the truck and this song came on so I start singing along. I couldn't figure out why all the girls were staring at me like I was some kind of freak. Of course they let me finish the song before they burst out laughing and told me the real lyrics. I worked with that company for eight years and never lived it down. Every christmas I got a Police cd, of course.

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