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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Do the jerk, do the jerk at work

    Artist: MC Hammer
    Real Lyric: Too legit, too legit to quit

    The story:

    I don't recall the exact moment I realized that the lyrics were wrong. I do remember visualizing people actually doing a dance called "the jerk" at their office whenever I heard the song. It just seemed like a fun thing to do. Then I saw the video and realized that nobody was actually doing anything resembling "the jerk" and no one appeared to be in an office. Even seeing the name of the song at the end of the video didn't click anything for me. After I figured out the correct lyrics, I still heard mine whenever the song played. And I'm still convinced it would be cool to do "the jerk"... do "the jerk" at work.

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    eeemcd Oct 05, 2010 2:16 pm

    Oh, I totally agree--- I made the same mistake, and I STILL hear it as "do the jerk... do the jerk at work!" And I'm 40! :D

    lanswyfte Jan 27, 2009 11:32 pm