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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dirty dancing in the moonlight
    Take me down like I'm a garden gnome

    Artist: Jessie J
    Song: Domino
    Real Lyric: Dirty dancing in the moonlightTake me down like I'm a domino

    The story:

    Luckily it didn't take me *years* or even months or weeks to
    realize my lyrics were wrong. It just took until the end of the
    song, at which point the DJ on the radio announced the name
    of the song. I was actually very thankful since I had spent the
    past several minutes wracking my brain trying to visualize an
    image in which someone dressed like a garden gnome was
    getting knocked down for some unknown reason! I have
    shared my awesome lyrics with friends and now ONLY sing
    the song with said awesome lyrics.

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