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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dig through the ditches
    Burn through the witches
    Slam into the back of
    my naked ass.

    Artist: Rob Zombie
    Song: Dragula
    Real Lyric: Dig through the ditchesBurn through the witchesI slam into the back of my dragula



    The story:

    I have my new boyfriend in the car with me. I'm driving. This song comes on, and I start singing the lyrics really loud, banging my head and shaking my fist, really being silly about it. I come to the part where I'm slamming into the back of his "naked ass," and my new beau just freezes. A look of sheer terror crosses his face. He turns off the radio and asks me what I mean by that.

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