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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Did you see that man in the limousine? It was pretty long, he is filthy, and the girl's on a sexy thing.

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: Did you see that man in the limousine with the pretty blonde? He is fifty and the girl's only seventeen.

    The story:

    Well, the album that was from, 'ABBA (1975)' was the last one not to include lyrics on the inner sleeve in America, so it was really hard to understand anything in some of those songs considering the complex backgrounds happening at the same time. Me and my friends used to joke over how stupid it sounded until I found the real lyrics on ABBA Info Central.

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