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    Desmond takes a trolly to the Jew next door, buys her 20 carat golden ring

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Desmond takes a trolly to the jeweler store, buys her 20 carat golden ring

    The story:

    Coming from New York (and being Jewish), everybody here knows that the jewelry district is pretty much owned and operated by Jews - so the lyric made perfect sense to me - in a nonsensical way (nobody takes a trolly to go next door). My lyric was greeted with huge guffaws, accompanied by pointing fingers, when I bellowed them out during a party. By the end of the evening, everybody was calling me the "Jew next door".

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