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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dese awe da pwomise you gave unto me
    Dese awe da winds of a twagedy
    Dese awe da clouds are now covewing me
    Dese awe da songs you no longew see

    Artist: Collective Soul
    Song: December
    Real Lyric: December promice you have unto meDecember whispers of treacheryDecember clouds are now covering meDecember songs no longer I sing

    The story:

    My girlfriend thought the lead singer was singling like Elmer Fudd, and was slurring his words on purpose for the sake of silliness. I'd been a long time fan of the band, and had to correct her.

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