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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Depravity, no stinking gravity..

    Artist: Placebo
    Song: Special K
    Real Lyric: Gravity, no escaping gravity...



    The story:

    I was at a recent Placebo concert with some mates, and this song came on. I was yelling this bit at the top of my lungs, and everyone around me stopped and turned and glared at me like I was some kind of knob-end! Which, I suppose on reflection, was correct. Bastard stinking gravity... I'll defy your inexorable Siren's call one day, if it's the last thing I ever do, MMWWHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!

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