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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Deere i am standing at your protection in my ice so beautiful, this guy is
    getting brown the stars us burning arm some body spoke it dark this is
    wake two horn, cause i know when the son comes out i will lift this is
    mine last glass that we'll zoom

    Artist: Maroon 5
    Song: Daylight
    Real Lyric: Here I am staring at your perfectionIn my arms, so beautifulThe sky is getting bright, the stars are burning outSomebody slow it downThis is way too hard, cause I knowWhen the sun comes up, I will leaveThis is my last glance that will soon be memoryAnd when the daylight comes I'll have to goBut tonight I'm gonna hold you so closeCause in the daylight we'll be on our ownBut tonight I need to hold you so closeOh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woahOh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woahI never wanted to stop because I don't wanna start all over, start all over,I was afraid of the dark but now it's all that I want, all that I want, all that I wantAnd when the daylight comes I'll have to goBut tonight I'm gonna hold you so closeCause in the daylight we'll be on our ownBut tonight I need to hold you so closeAnd when the daylight comes I'll have to goBut tonight I'm gonna hold you so closeCause in the daylight we'll be on our ownBut tonight I need to hold you so closeOh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woahOh-w



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