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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dear mommy I'm watching youtube from the closet, wishing to be lip freak s**t in your cheese.

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: Oh,don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closetWishing to be the friction in you jeans.

    The story:

    I was driving in the car with my teenage daughter and I was singing this song out loud, very loud and she said,"What did you just say?" I repeated the lyric and even rewound the song and said it again. She sat me down when we got home and showed me the correct lyrics in the cd case. I felt like such a turd.

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