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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dawn is breaking everywhere
    Light a candle, curse the glare
    Chocolate curtains, I don't care

    Artist: Grateful Dead
    Real Lyric: Dawn is breaking everywhereLight a candle, curse the glareDraw the curtains, I don't care

    The story:

    Just now. I was listening to this song on headphones and I heard it correctly for the first time . "Draw the curtains"! Of course! I always took the lyric like, "Whatever. I care so little, I'll just say something ridiculous like 'chocolate curtains'" I don't know if this will be funny to anyone else, but I laughed at myself for about ten minutes, then decided I had to submit this.

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