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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Darling it sucks in the night when there's nobody there...what does he care?

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there...what does he care?

    The story:

    i think i was singing it and a hardcore beatles fan yelled at me and told me that made absolutely no sense at all.

    i agreed, and told her i'd wondered for a long time why the song would ask why he'd care about being lonely.

    it's especially embarassing because of how much i love the, i have 3 posters, an old school lunch pail, 3 shirts...etc. i grew up on the beatles, but apparently i grew up hearing the wrong words.

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