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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Darling I never showed you
    Assumed you'd always be there
    I took your breasts for granted
    But I always cared
    And I miss the love we shared

    and then I thought it was

    Darling I never showed you
    Assumed you'd always be there

    Artist: Mariah Carey
    Real Lyric: Darling I never showed youAssumed you'd always be thereTook your presence for grantedBut I always caredAnd I miss the love we shared

    The story:

    I was singing along and realized they couldn't be saying 'breasts' so I thought it was 'breaths' and when I looked it up I saw that I was so far off with both of the because it was 'presence'.

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