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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    dark, dark, wherever you may be
    i am the lord of the dark settee
    and i'll lead you all, wherever you may be
    and i'll lead you all to the dark settee

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: dance, dance, wherever you may bei am the lord of the dance, said heand i need you all, wherever you may beand i need you all in the dance, said he

    The story:

    i really thought i was correct. When my sister told me that i was wrong, i was adament that i wasn't! so i checked a hymn book, and you never guess, i was wrong!!

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