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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dance, Dance, wherever you may be
    I am the Lord of the Dancing fleas!

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: Dance then, wherever you may beI am the Lord of the Dance, said He!

    The story:

    Thankfully, I never sang this out loud. But i have heard this song about the dancing fleas for years, so I thought it to be an odd selection to be played at my sister-in-law's wedding.

    Fourteen years later, for some unknown reason, it popped into my head while driving in my car that I had grossly misheard these lyrics.

    I think I was putting them in the same category at The Ecstacy of Dancing Fleas by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra.

    I just thought that dancing fleas was a popular musical allegory.

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