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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Damn bobble-head crusher

    Artist: Megadeth
    Song: Headcrusher
    Real Lyric: "Death by the Headcrusher"

    The story:

    This occurred when two friends and I went to see Megadeth in concert. I hadn't purchased the Endgame album yet, so was unfamiliar with the songs. When they did "Headcrusher" the two looked confused when I started laughing. After it was over, I asked my friend Brian, who had the album, what the lyrics to "Headcrusher" were, and explained what I heard at the show.

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