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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dad has been known to sing at the top of his lungs "Kerry? He lays down on the road beneath the candle"

    Artist: Mr. Mister
    Song: Kyrie
    Real Lyric: Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel

    The story:

    We raise top-class show horses. After one particularly big win, Dad and I were in the ready room, getting the horse ready for *bed* when this song came on the radio and he started singing along. He actually has a good voice, but there were several dozen people outside the stall looking at the newest champion...and her owner singing...

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