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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the freak-s**t on.

    Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot
    Real Lyric: Cuz I'm long and I'm strongAnd I'm down to get the friction on

    The story:

    My sister, my best friend and I, being the dweebs that we are, were all singing..Er, Rapping?... Along to this song.
    And me, being the show-off, am saying it really loud, 'And i'm down to get the FREAK s**t ON!!'.
    And they both stop dead and stare at me.
    And after they finally stopped laughing, explained to me what the real lyrics are.

    Mine are still better, damnit.

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