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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cupid draw back your bow
    And let your arrow go
    Straight THROUGH my lover's heart for me
    Cupid please hear my cry
    And let your arrow fly
    Straight THROUGH my lover's heart for me

    Artist: Sam Cooke
    Song: Cupid
    Real Lyric: Cupid draw back your bowAnd let your arrow goStraight to my lover's heart for meCupid please hear my cryAnd let your arrow flyStraight to my lover's heart for me

    The story:

    I was being videotaped (!) singing along with Amy Winehouse (Amy didn't know). I got to the words, and the camerawoman burst out laughing and told me that THROUGH the heart has gotta be a real turnoff. It was already on tape, and now I am probably offing lovers all over the world. This is the embarassment that keeps on giving ....

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/12/2007 11:38 am

    Age it happened

    31

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I always thought "cupid" was "you babe"

    koobca May 26, 2010 12:55 am