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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cover my head
    Doin' the dead
    Oh, oh, oh--

    Artist: Shania Twain
    Real Lyric: Color my hairDo what I dareOh, oh, oh--

    The story:

    Practicing for karaoke in the car, singing along with the husband was listening (he's my harshest critic) and all of a sudden he hit the pause button, saying, "Waitwaitwait, hold it a second!" --reverse--"Do that part again."--play. I pick it back up, get to those lines, and he dissolved into hysterics.

    When he was able to speak again, he asked, "Do you seriously believe Shania Twain would sing about necrophilia? Really?"

    I stopped and really thought about it, then realized what I'd been saying. To cover my own humiliation, I sniffed haughtily and replied, "Well--she said she covers her head. At least she's embarrassed about it!"

    He had to stop the car...and we almost had to get the upholstery cleaned. *sigh!*

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