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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Count your blessings

    Artist: Prince
    Song: Controversy
    Real Lyric: Controversy

    The story:

    After Prince died, I was playing "Controversy" in the car when
    my friend beside me exclaimed in horror, "OMG! Did he just
    say, 'want your pu**y'?!! I knew he had some pretty nasty
    lyrics, but I didn't know he was THAT dirty!" After laughing my
    butt off, I asked her to take another listen and tell me what she
    thought he was actually saying. She listened and said, "Oh! I
    feel so stupid! He's saying, 'Count your blessings'!" Ugh (insert
    sarcastic eye roll here).

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